i am this reporter
this reporter is me
i say it every time this pops up on my dash
that reporter married Flash
AND GOT BIIIZZAAYYY
GeorgeThe Beatles doing weird shit in the background of Help!
bro, you forgot the one where john hits the machine with a clipboard
unheard-of-silence is a punk
you better believe it lemon dick
There’s one other name you might know me by…
the anti vaccination movement basically consists of random people with no knowledge of medicine going “I can medicine better than doctors” and it would be hilarious if it wasn’t literally killing people
you dont need vaccines, I havent had any and Im still doing great
wow, what a compelling argument. you’ve got me
You don’t need to wear a seatbelt. I’ve never worn mine and I’m still alive.