flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds


I went out to eat with friends and roommates at what a burger and it was the most eventful trip to what a burger ever. I sort of live in a college town- by that I mean besides a bunch of 20 somethings there’s an ABUNDANCE of retired people. There are a lot of families too but mostly just 20 somethings and old people. Anyways there was a large group of them eating there and this one lady looked real distressed. She threw her hands beside her with and sighed and went VERY LOUDLY, “I don’t know why he didn’t want the dishes.” And we just tried to laugh real silently because this lady was like acting as if the world was ending. Like ten or so minutes later all we hear from the kitchen or whatever is “KIRA IMMA BLADE CUT YOU!” and yes, she really did say “blade cut.” I guess she must have stabbed her with a spoon or something once.


RULES: JUST ANSWER THE QUESTIONS AND TAG AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE

WASN’T TAGGED BY ANYONE BUT I LIKE GETTING TO KNOW Y’ALL AND WHO DOESN’T LIKE TALKING ABOUT THEMSELVES???

Name:

Sara

Nickname:

Almost every I know calls me Sarita; no one but my mother and father when I’m in trouble call me Sara. Also when I’m away at school I tell everyone to call me Sara, because 99% of the time they can’t pronounce Sarita. And all my relatives can super duper close friends call me Sari’s.

Birthday:

Dec. 18

Gender:

 I’m a pretty girl

Sexuality:

Straight

Height:

5 foot 5

What time and date is it there:

September 2, 3:54pm

 Average hours of sleep I get each night:

Usually like 4 or 5… 6 on a good night. please no judgement.

The last thing I Googled was:

cheapest and most reliable phone service, or something to that extent.

First word that comes to mind:

what-a-burger. I’m hungry

What I last said to a family member:

yeah, bye. (I just got off the phone with my mom)

One place that makes me happy and why:

MAGIC KINGDOM AT DISNEY WORLD THERE IS NO EXPLANATION AS TO WHY BECAUSE IT IS OBVIOUS

How many blankets I sleep under:

just my comforter and sometimes a little throw if it’s chilly.

Favorite beverage:

water

The last movie I watched in the cinema was:

I wanna say the new ninja turtles.

Three things I can’t live without:

I don’t like these kind of questions

Something I plan on learning:

Lot’s, I actually love going to class. I’m sorry.

A piece of advice for all my followers:

The worst and best days of your life probably haven’t happened yet. So chin up and remember tomorrow always comes. Oh, and the world is pretty nasty- like real nasty but don’t hate it for being so mean and don’t ever complain about it. Instead do something productive about it:))

You have to listen to this song:

I’m gonna give y’all five and you really do have to listen to them and tell me five more songs for me to listen to please:)) Oh and I’m not gonna tell you what they are.
  1. my favorite song by this band
  2. the first thing I listen on my way to class
  3. an oldie from my middle school days
  4. this is my favorite song in this moment in time
  5. <3

My blog(s): 

fast-turns

this blog is a lot more of what I like. I don’t post anything personal though or any edits. It’s just a lot of stuff I’m really into; mostly music and movies which is really my main mojo.

I tag:

lyokococo hatrickchump lynseylynsey ciaobirdie nightwing-boywonder eastmeetswes rose-merida thequeenmaureen alexmorgans—face irisannwest horchata-mermaid


deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken



randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers


dakzevon:

por favor

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por favor

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por favor

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dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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or maybe the reason everyone was so nice and awesome to me today was because my shirt hung low all day.



siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)


that&#8217;s it. that&#8217;s the movie.

that’s it. that’s the movie.


all my roommates do is watch hilary duff movies

i love them


one, I’m jealous of your posters. two, I’m jealous of your day because i just got caught in the rain
honestly though I would be so happy if it poured right now. it just doesn’t rain in texas- like ever. but when it does it pours.